Tonight, Why posted some lovely
Ruby haiku,
which reminded me of a program I’ve been dreaming of writing for a
few years now. So, I sat down and started it.

It takes a body of text, and attempts to automatically extract random haiku
from it ("haiku" in this case being mis-defined as any text that
conforms to the 5/7/5 syllable pattern).

I ran it against the raw text of my weblog and generated some really heavy
stuff, man:

  Time is running out.
  If you own a home (or rent?)
  The answer is "no".

  Climbing on my head!
  Do you have an idea?
  Don't do crack cocaine.

  "weird cryptic syntax"?
  would take a *lot* of practice.
  Don't even
  try it.

  The answer is "no".
  Code Generation is New?
  (A week late, I know.)

The program uses Lingua::EN::Sentence and
Lingua::EN::Syllable
, which made it completely trivial to write.

I can imagine, given a sufficiently large body of input text and a Latent
Semantic Indexing
search engine, you could make some super-cheesey
poetry with it.

The code is here if
you’re interested.