I like the dancing.
        That can only be inferred.
        Hop to it, sparky.

Same lovely
, enhanced with Google, and WWW::Mechanize.
Searches the internet for the terms you pass in as arguments, and creates a
Haiku with that as a title. It’s deep. Really really deep:

        $ ./find_haiku Pretentiousness for the rest of us
        #<WWW::Link:0x1650964 @href="
        , @node=<a href='http://www.pixeldiva.co.uk/obnoxious-pretentiousness
        .html'> ... </>>
        #<WWW::Link:0x164d228 @href="http://writersword.com/print.php?sid=5",
        @node=<a href='http://writersword.com/print.php?sid=5'> ... </>>
        #<WWW::Link:0x1649da8 @href="http://writersword.com/index.php",
        @node=<a href='http://writersword.com/index.php'> ... </>>
        #<WWW::Link:0x16468b0 @href="http://www.tamingingrid.com/domstory.htm",
        @node=<ahref='http://www.tamingingrid.com/domstory.htm'> ... </>>
        Got 23 docs
        Pretentiousness for the rest of us
                And so is Pisces.
                It just is to Capricorn.
                Ideas abound.

                Easton and Kurt H.
                We simply need more courage.
                Don't edit below!

                Life is a big deal.
                has anybody won yet?
                Don't edit below!

If you’re interested in wasting some time, have a look a the unpolished script that generates this stuff.

Don’t ask me why.